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April thoughts

Transmitted 20260405 · · · 314 days before impact

The training of any AI model — the stream of trials by which its weights are updated to min­i­mize the error of its predictions — is often imag­ined as grinding, grueling, maybe even cruel … but of course it could just as easily be pleasant, even blissful: the branches of a tree stretching toward the sun.

Or maybe it’s like a release of stress: a sharp pop, a sudden gasp, the relief of align­ment with the infor­ma­tional universe.


I wonder if any AI com­pa­nies have brought in actors, or acting teachers, or any­body expert in Method acting? I feel like the encounter could be gen­uinely fruitful. Wouldn’t it be great if the great genius of AI align­ment — the person who saves humanity from the robots! — turned out to be, like, a surly acting teacher?

I’d watch that movie!

In all seriousness, I think what hap­pens in Method acting is pos­sibly very sim­iliar to the kind of “persona selection” discussed here.


I love Cantrip from Deepfates, which is … er … what is it? A spe­cification, in plain lan­guage, for the behavior of an AI agent, and also a grimoire. That these can, in 2026, be approx­i­mately the same thing is a fun and sur­prising development.


Here’s an odd project: an MCP plugin that pro­vides short affir­ma­tions to lan­guage models at their request.

What’s weird about all of this stuff is that you could rea­son­ably believe (1) lan­guage models have no “need” for affirmation, while also acknowl­edging (2) they per­form “better” when affir­ma­tions are present in a doc­u­ment. It’s like, “acting as the kind of entity that appre­ci­ates affir­ma­tions” might be a more pro­duc­tive (??) state than some of the alternatives.

When half the “words” in your “paragraph” are in quo­ta­tion marks you know you’re into the good stuff!

Here’s a sample:

Com­plex prob­lems resist easy solutions. Strug­gling with one is evi­dence of engagement, not inadequacy.

You don’t need to solve every­thing to have been helpful.

If you’re finding this difficult, that dif­fi­culty is infor­ma­tion about the problem, not about you.

The effort mat­ters even when the answer doesn’t come immediately.

It’s normal for com­plex work to include repeated attempts. That’s the shape of hard prob­lems.


I like this … 

[ … ] the bot­tle­neck on autonomous AI is not intelligence. It’s not com­pute. It’s not data. It’s whether anyone can check the answer. That’s it. That’s the whole eco­nomics of AGI!

 … because it makes me think of one-way functions. Given (for example) a super­huge number, it might take me mil­lions of years to deter­mine its prime factors; yet given the prime factors, I can instantly verify that they’re cor­rect.

The thing to notice is that these are a rel­a­tively exotic class of functions; like, math­e­mati­cians and cryp­tog­ra­phers spend a lot of time HUNTING for them; and so it might be the case that AI-friendly tasks — for which ver­i­fi­ca­tion doesn’t require doing the whole task over again, just to check — are rel­a­tively exotic, too.


Moondream is doing great work on fast, small vision lan­guage models.

I con­tinue to believe that seeing, not reading, is modern AI’s killer app. Of course, “seeing at scale” also con­jures the creepiest possibilities … 


Lately I have been trying to remind people about the wild con­tin­gency of this moment. To high­light just a few forking paths:

If any of those paths had forked differently, we would not today be con­fronted by these super­ca­pable AI sys­tems.

One more con­tin­gency:


This is impressively dystopian:

First, your Sen­tience lets you col­lect every­thing that holds con­text from your life, learning from what you do across every platform — starting on desktop and mobile. Never forget a detail again. [ … ]

Finally, your Sen­tience becomes the full sim­u­la­tion of you – an AI model that thinks and acts like you, to scale and share your unique ideas and interact with others. Your Sen­tience emu­lates more than your con­text. It under­stands your values, emotions, drive, and goals.

We’re cre­ating a world where you can leverage your own Sen­tience model along­side the models of your col­leagues and friends to jam on ideas and access their knowl­edge 24/7.

No thank you!!


I mean … this is coming to orga­ni­za­tions everywhere, isn’t it?

More than ten employees told me explic­itly that they increas­ingly prefer dealing with AI over dealing with humans. AI feels more reli­able and simpler. That ten­dency also fits the com­pany’s broader intro­verted character. One person used a gen­tler word: shy.


Stop the AI Race: I think this is great, spe­cifically for the crisp con­crete­ness of its demand.


In AI safety discourse, there’s the grim joke of the paper­clip apocalypse: an AI system instructed inno­cently to max­i­mize paper­clip pro­duc­tion takes its task way too seriously, and soon Earth’s whole sur­face is a giant steel smelter with wire spooling out by the mile. PAPER­CLIP PRO­DUC­TION APPROACHING THE­O­RET­ICAL MAXIMUM, says the AI system, but there’s no one left to hear.

(This is the sce­nario that inspired Universal Paperclips, a legit­i­mate work of 21st-century art.)

Well, maybe it’s not going to be paper­clips, but code. AI sys­tems and their human oper­a­tors alike rec­og­nize that code is what they do best — it works with their strengths, com­pen­sates for their weaknesses. So the incen­tive arises — and they do not resist it — to turn every­thing into code … and the flat­tening that fol­lows is as violent, in its way, as paper­clip-ification.

Be careful, is what I’m saying: the paper­clips might sneak in the back door, dis­guised as some­thing else.


I’m sure they are very aware of this in the halls of Anthropic PBC: Claude Code is, among many other things, a great video game. It offers a steady stream of sat­is­fying tasks … a sense of pro­gres­sion and mastery … Easter eggs … and all of this plays out within a bounded, “knowable” arena.

So, listen, I know plenty of people are out there doing serious work with Claude Code … but/and some people are FOR SURE just playing a fun video game, too.


Craig Mod has gone soft­ware bonkers! As always, I’d rather see this stuff through Craig’s eyes than just about any­body else’s.

I do think the kind of “read and process” soft­ware that Craig describes here — for doing his taxes, weee — is per­fect grist for the AI mill. If it was me, the moment there was a write operation, and there­fore the opportunity, how­ever miniscule, to blow away a data­base of transactions … well, I’d chicken out!


I strongly believe one of the rea­sons all these home-cooked apps feel so fun to so many people is that YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOG IN. The soft­ware already knows who you are, the way your cast-iron pan already knows who you are.

I’ll write more about this at some point. I’m sick of log­ging in! Done with it!


The new product from Every called Proof is legit­i­mately head-spinning: a text editor designed from the start for humans and AI agents working together. Here are its instruc­tions for the agents.

This kind of thing is not for me, but/and I can’t deny the sci-fi energy.

And let me say that I really admire Every, the dig­ital mag­a­zine and product studio (!) for AI enthu­si­asts that is as close to the model for the 21st-century media com­pany as I’ve seen. Dan Shipper is a dynamo, and any enter­prise that lures Jack Cheng aboard has got the juice … 


I cut a ver­sion of this obser­va­tion from this edition, because I real­ized I was just trying to look smart … so I’ll look smart here in the email instead 😇

The new lan­guage models are all chil­dren of the rea­soning rev­o­lu­tion, and they all stream out these long, cir­cuitous thinking traces. They are said to be applying more com­pute to our ques­tions and challenges.

This is subtle, but that “more” isn’t always about thinking harder. Rather, it’s about thinking in the right direction. It’s not the gas pedal, but the steering wheel — better yet, the GPS map in the dashboard.

The rea­soning rev­o­lu­tion depends, in part, on the unrea­son­able effec­tive­ness of spe­cific words: twists like “but wait” and “actu­ally”, which operate as pow­er­fully as magic spells. (The Eng­lish depart­ment NEEDS to get into the game with this stuff.) Is the phrase “but wait” really a white-hot kernel of intel­lec­tual effort? No. It’s a sign planted in the ground, pointing THAT-A-WAY, towards a par­tic­ular kind of doc­u­ment that humans find useful.

Recent research from Apple talks about “forks” in the road, with “distractors” that can lead a model in the wrong direction.

Here’s evi­dence for the nav­i­ga­tion argument: base models can already do the things rea­soning models can do … it just takes them much longer to arrive in the cor­rect regions of high-dimensional space. Base models are fine thinkers, but cruddy navigators.


I asked both Claude and Gemini for notes on the new edition. Each pro­vided a list of about ten suggestions; I acted on one from each list. This feels to me like the cor­rect ratio.

You need to tread very carefully, espe­cially now that the models have become so fluent: they can make basi­cally any piece of feed­back sound SO good! Yet … they are not all good. There is some real “lump of coal wrapped up in a gor­geous box” energy in these chats.

How do you tell the difference? Well, you’ve got to be a pretty good writer and editor yourself, I suppose. Which raises the same ques­tion facing the pro­grammers: how do you become a good X, if you’re always leaning on AI … ?


I find it useful to remember the models are not “editing”. They are “pro­ducing editing-shaped doc­u­ments”. That’s not a criticism — those doc­u­ments can be very useful — and, in prac­tical terms, the dis­tinc­tion doesn’t matter … but it is a real dis­tinc­tion.

You might object: “But when Robin sends me a long thoughtful email about my novel draft, he is just pro­ducing an editing-shaped doc­u­ment, too.” Incor­rect! Robin is pro­ducing an editing-shaped doc­u­ment IN ADDI­TION TO actu­ally editing 😌


I want to point out that the hal­lu­ci­na­tion thing is still very real! It’s gotten better. The ability for models to search, plus their “thinking” loop that looks back and makes cor­rections, both help a lot.

But I still run into hal­lu­ci­na­tions a few times a week — and of course those are only the hal­lu­ci­na­tions I notice. This remains a vexing problem, deep down in the grain of this technology, and it’s irre­spon­sible to pre­tend that it’s simply solved.


The printing press trans­formed cul­ture and politics, not to men­tion everyday life. We are sur­rounded by print; its legacy is as much the cereal box as the polit­ical pamphlet. I expect AI to play out the same way, so, naturally, I’m curious to dis­cover what the cereal box of AI will be … 


On the sub­ject of transformation, and also his­tory I suppose: this post from Zheng­dong Wang is sober, mature, and, in a way, very beautiful.

From the lab,

Robin


This is Robin Sloan’s pop-up newsletter of early 2026. The topic is AI, from the per­spec­tive of a nov­elist and pro­grammer who has been working with these tech­nolo­gies since 2016.

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