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The Writer and the Witch

Once, long ago, a young man was walking down an old road on his way to the New Cap­ital. Ancient trees leaned in on both sides, casting shadows that dap­pled his way. This young man was ambitious. His father was a farmer, but he wanted to be a writer. He wanted to see every­thing and try every­thing, and he was in a hurry to get started.

The young writer came to a short stone bridge that crossed a narrow river. There was an old woman reclining at the base of the bridge.

“A coin for the poor?” she croaked as he passed. He said nothing and kept walking. “Just a kind word, then?” she called after him. Again, he said nothing, and picked up his pace.

“STOP!” she called out — her voice very different. He turned. The old woman was standing, pointing at him with a long, pale finger. “If you are in such a hurry, then by rock and by ice, I curse you. For every step you take along your path, you will age one year. And then you will die.”

The young writer rolled his eyes. This was not the first time he’d been cursed by a vagabond. He turned and con­tinued across the bridge. But suddenly, the air smelled like a thunderstorm. He took a step; his guts twisted. Another step; his legs were knotted with cramps. Another step; his heart ham­mered in his chest.

He reached the other side of the bridge where he fell to his hands and knees and crawled to the river’s edge — his body still twisting and tight­ening with every movement — and there, reflected in the water, he saw not the face of a young man, but one twenty years older.

He looked back across the bridge’s breadth, all twenty paces of it. A glossy crow screamed and wheeled above the trees. The old woman was gone.


The young writer’s first instinct was to run, out­race the old woman’s words, put this hal­lu­ci­na­tion behind him.

But it was no hal­lu­ci­na­tion.

He stared at the face reflected in the river. He felt sick and dizzy. He thought of all the things he wanted to do, all the places he wanted to see. It had all been laid out before him, like some great feast! Twenty steps ago, life had seemed like an improb­able blessing. Had such a tri­fling unkind­ness really ruined it all? He cursed the old woman — the witch — and he cursed him­self. He pulled him­self into a ball, clenched his eyes tight, made stran­gled sounds of pain, and wept.

He lie there, rolled up like a bug. A step in any direc­tion was suicide. The sun set and he sur­ren­dered to fitful sleep. In the night, cold rain fell, and it soaked him through.


In the morning, he woke and ate some of the bread he’d brought for the journey. There wasn’t much. He stretched his arms and legs, which ached more than they’d ever ached before. The young writer was no longer young.

A wood­cutter came across the bridge leading an ox-cart. He slowed in front of the sprawled writer. “Are you hurt?” he asked.

The writer began “A witch … ”—but then he caught him­self. Did he want to con­fess to his curse? Or would he be better served by some other story? At his side, the river was run­ning fast and dark.

Once told, a story takes on a life of its own.

“I am a stu­dent of an ancient faith,” he lied, “and I have come to spend my life in prayer and med­i­ta­tion here, in this spot, where the river meets the road.”

The wood­cutter frowned and glanced around. “It’s not much of a spot, is it?”

“It is more impor­tant than you realize!” bel­lowed the writer. “There is a spirit in this river, a very dan­gerous one.” He ges­tured toward the bridge. “You are lucky it did not snatch your soul as you crossed.”

The wood­cutter looked dubious.

“But,” the writer said — enjoying him­self now — “I have placed myself here as watchman. As long as I sit in this spot, the spirit will not dare to harm trav­elers such as yourself. Will you lend me some branches to make a shelter?”

The wood­cutter’s cart was piled high, and his eyes were wider now. The story was set­tling in. “I can spare some cut­tings,” he said. “I’ll nail them together for you.”

So he built the writer a simple, sloping roof.

“Good luck to you, stu­dent,” the wood­cutter said when he returned to the road. “And thank you.”


The days that fol­lowed were very difficult. The writer ate every scrap of mar­gin­ally edible matter in the radius of his reach. Stretching towards the water, he tried, and failed, to catch a fish with his bare hands. He choked down slimy snails. He begged for food from passing trav­elers, but there weren’t many, and most offered him the same silence he’d given the witch.

With patience, things improved.

When a fish­erman came whistling across the bridge, the writer thought better of beg­ging for food. He asked for a hook and line instead. Later that morning, he caught his first fish. He ate it raw, rip­ping slivers of pale flesh from its slip­pery flank.

He honed his beg­ging. His sur­vival depended on it, with so few people on the old road. The story of the river spirit grew more elaborate. Now, the dark malev­o­lence could rise up and go hunting through the forest. It could creep into houses, lift sleeping chil­dren out of their beds, and carry them back to the river to drown them. It could — but it would not! Not as long as the writer was watching.

The story spread. One day, two monks from a forest temple emerged from the trees, each car­rying a broad basket. They eyed him up and down, and then — satisfied — they bowed and left the baskets, one loaded with fruit, the other with vegetables. The writer ate so much, so fast, that he threw it all up again, there where the river met the road, just beyond the bridge. But there was more, and he began to eat again, more cau­tiously this time.


Weeks passed. The writer was min­i­mally nourished, but he wasn’t using his muscles, and they were withering. He began a reg­imen of stretching, squatting, and run­ning in place. Early on, as he stood pumping his legs, he imag­ined leaning for­ward and falling into a run. He could race down the riverbank, grow old, and die. It would be so easy. No! Instead, he threw him­self down onto his haunches and dug his fin­gers into the soil. He gritted his teeth and tight­ened his grip, as if clinging to the back of some great, gal­loping beast.

Its cir­cum­fer­ence was tiny, but he had a life, and he would not give it up.

The writer became adept at not only beg­ging, but trading, too. A passing cart would clatter to a stop, and he would offer one of his finest possessions — a smooth rock he’d snagged from the river, a long band woven from grass — in exchange for some mate­rial to improve his shelter. In this way, he acquired tat­tered canvas flaps to keep the rain out and a tiny cooking pan to set above his shallow fire-pit.


Finally, he paid a passing mer­chant to take word to his father. His father, who had warned him about his ambition. His father, who hadn’t come in from the fields to say goodbye on the day the writer left home.

His father, who came run­ning down the road days later. His father, out of breath, hauling a sack full of seeds: tomato and cucumber, potato and kale, mint and rosemary. His father, who sat down there beside him and used his fin­gers to rake fur­rows in the black earth. His father, who explained the seeds he’d brought, one by one, and showed him how to grow a garden in that little disc of dirt.

His father, who took his face in his hands and said, “You look like me.”

His father, who slept there with him, in his little shelter made of junk. Who, even as he returned to the road, was saying: “Don’t forget to rotate your crops, or you’ll wear out the soil. Treat it right, and it’s all you need.” Who crossed the short stone bridge, than ran back to warn his son about some fact of farming he’d forgotten. Who did this twice more.

His father.


Years passed.

The writer was trans­formed utterly. Every day, he lifted heavy river rocks every day and bal­anced on one foot with them. His body was lean and strong. He ate a care­fully-metered diet of fish, nuts, and vegetables. His eyes were sharp and clear. He combed his beard care­fully with a Y-shaped stick, care­fully chosen. His beard was enormous.

He had also trans­formed the space around him. His shelter was still very small (what use did he have for space?) but it had walls now, clev­erly engi­neered by the wood­cutter’s son — a carpenter — so they could lift up like awnings, then shut tight at night. The wall facing the road also had a door, so he could invite trav­elers into his home and offer them some mea­sure of hospitality. He slept not on bare ground but on a thick straw mat that he rolled up and put aside when he woke.

The leafy trees that bowed in around his house were fes­tooned with ban­ners and garlands. The monks from the forest temple made reg­ular visits now, along with people from nearby villages. They offered gifts in exchange for blessings.

The road was busier. The New Cap­ital was growing fast, and all its trib­u­taries swelled with traffic. Bene­dic­tions were not the writer’s only trade; he also sold information. He knew who came and went, car­rying what, and when. Mer­chants paid him to tally their rivals’ shipments. The secret police in the New Cap­ital paid him to watch and listen for men with northern accents, leading cov­ered carts, trav­eling by night.

The writer was never lonely. He had many friends, monks and mer­chants alike, forged over years of con­ver­sa­tion and counsel. He had estab­lished both a rep­u­ta­tion and a home, there where the river met the road, just beyond the bridge.


His father came every year, some­times sev­eral times a year, and his mother too. She brought him bags of sweets and bun­dles of books. One day, she came alone, and she told the writer that his father had col­lapsed in the field.

His father.

She didn’t return after that, and soon the writer learned that she, too, had died. His father and mother had lived to be very old. The writer’s refusal to walk even a single step had halted the witch’s curse; that, he knew. Now, he under­stood that his sta­tionary exis­tence had also unlocked the curse’s strange corollary, because in all the years that had passed since taking up his position, the writer had aged not a day.


Ninety-nine years rushed under the short stone bridge, and the writer’s life and legend grew together.

The monks sent novices to sit beside him for days at a time so that they might learn patience and stillness. Without fail, each novice would grow bored and rest­less. He would rise to dip his toes in the river. The writer would make him gather fire­wood or send him on errands into the New Cap­ital. When the novice’s master returned, the writer would report: Oh yes, your stu­dent sat beside me, motionless. His mental endurance is aston­ishing for one so young.

That same master having grown bored and rest­less him­self twenty years before.

Pil­grims came from far away, car­rying offer­ings for the Patient Watcher. They were sur­prised when the writer smiled and offered them tea. They expected a mossy statue of a man — maybe even lit­er­ally just a mossy statue. Instead, they found a wiry inter­locutor who pep­pered them with ques­tions about the places they came from.

Some pil­grims brought books as offer­ings, and the writer read, and read, and read. Over the years, he changed his story. The river spirit is hungry for knowledge, he told the pil­grims! Bring me your books and tell me your sto­ries. I will recount them to the spirit when it threatens to rise.

With the help of the wood­cutter’s great-grandson — an architect — the writer built a library into the wide trees that bowed in around his house. It was an incon­gruous sight: green leaves, rainbow ban­ners, and shelves built across the branches, packed full of books.

Finally, the writer did what writers do. He wrote, and wrote, and wrote. He made sig­nif­i­cant con­tri­bu­tions to the new sci­ence of naturalism, observing in aston­ishing detail the habits of birds and bugs in his little world. He com­piled his­to­ries of nearby villages. He wrote fan­tastic tales, honed through telling after telling, there where the river met the road, just beyond the bridge, where trav­elers gath­ered and gasped in the light of his fire.

He hadn’t moved one step, but he was healthy, famous, at the height of his powers.

And then she returned.


It was on a cold after­noon that a glossy black car­riage pulled by a glossy black horse careened across the bridge and clat­tered to a halt in front of the writer’s house. The driver, a tiny sham­bling toad of a man, flung open the car­riage door, and a woman emerged. Her skin was pale and her hair was glossy black. She was young; she was beau­tiful; and she was angry.

She glared down at the writer, and her voice was sharp: “Who are you?”

The writer said nothing, only gazed up at her. She looked so different. Of course, so did he.

Her lips drew tight. “Do you realize,” she said, “that in a thou­sand years of curses, no one has ever dared to do this?”

The writer was terrified. He knew the witch could snap her fin­gers and bring his curse to a sudden close. Alternatively, she could cast a new one. She could trans­form him into a fish or a fern. But, even so, he rose to his feet, and he bowed low. Time had taught him a few things.

“Thank you, kind witch,” he said. “I did not realize, a hun­dred years ago, that your curse was a blessing. Without it, I would be long dead, and I would not have lived as I have lived.” He spoke with trem­bling conviction, because he spoke the truth. “I owe you a great debt.”

The witch was a woman who had lived as long as the trees, who was born of rock and ice on a far-off mountaintop, who was filled with the same power that lit the stars. She had criss-crossed the world, by car­riage and by crow’s wing. She had ensor­celled rulers and cursed whole kingdoms … but some­thing inside of her was still jagged, unsmoothed by time. She felt her­self always on the edge of rage and tears. She had, quite lit­er­ally, seen it all, and all of it had dis­ap­pointed her.

But now, before her stood some­thing entirely unexpected.

The witch was silent. The tiny toad of a driver sniffled. The horse stamped and snorted on the narrow road.

Finally, the witch said, “I am glad you dis­cerned my true intent.”

The writer sat. “I ask trav­elers on this road to tell me their sto­ries,” he said, “and I imagine you have the best sto­ries of all. Would you sit, and tell me a little of what you’ve seen?”

The witch’s lip curled. The air smelled like a thunderstorm.

With a crack her horse and car­riage disappeared — two drag­on­flies buzzing meekly across the grass. Her driver croaked and hopped into the river.

The witch sat, and the writer poured some tea.


Now, this would be a strange enough story if it ended here: the tale of two long-lived foes who found a quiet reconciliation, there where the river met the road, just beyond the bridge.

But the story isn’t over yet.

The writer and the witch talked, and talked, and talked. The sun set and the moon rose.

He told her the tale of the river spirit and how he’d invented it on the spot a hun­dred years ago. She leaned her head back and laughed — more of a cackle, really.

She told him about her appren­tice­ship in the swel­tering swamps, how she had learned to make potions and poi­sons and honed her talent for trans­formation.

He told her about the books he’d collected, and about his favorite writer, an ancient poet from the north. He even recited one of his poems.

She told him about the time she led an army defending the Old Cap­ital, clad in glossy black armor and a bil­lowing cape of crow’s feathers, throwing light­ning bolts left and right.

He told her about his friends the monks and the mer­chants, and the dinner he’d once orga­nized for all of them together. It had been a disaster.

She told him about her time in the court of the Old King, where art and music flourished. She told him about meeting the poet from the north in person. “He was entirely full of him­self,” she said, cackling.

The witch was beau­tiful when she cackled. And even in this young form, there was a depth to her eyes: fine crow’s feet that betrayed all the places she’d seen, all the things she’d done. The writer was sharp and attentive, and he held court like a king in his tiny house. Some­thing entirely unforseen hap­pened that night, there where the river met the road, just beyond the bridge.

The writer and the witch fell in love.


The witch moved in, which strained their rela­tion­ship at first, as it usu­ally does, but even more so in this case given the size of the writer’s house. He felt self-conscious about his strangeness, which is to say, he felt young again. With gold he had saved over the years, he paid the wood­cutter’s great-grandson to build a sprawling addition, with space for a closet, a kitchen, and a witch’s workshop.

The witch was not always beau­tiful. Some days, she was the young queen. Some days, she was the old crone. Some days, she inhab­ited a spec­tral in-between space, and the air smelled like a thunderstorm, and her glossy black hair floated up over her shoul­ders as if she was underwater. She would go wan­dering up and down the banks of the river on those days, and she would scare people, because they thought she was the river spirit come to steal their chil­dren away.

One morning, the writer finally spoke the long-awaited question. “Might I … go walking again?”

The witch looked away. Softly, she said, “I cursed you with rock and ice. It cannot be undone.”

The writer and the witch were happy together. He taught her patience, compassion, and how to bal­ance on one foot while lifting heavy river rocks. She told him more sto­ries — sto­ries far stranger than the ones he’d heard that first night, sto­ries you would never believe if it wasn’t a witch telling them by the light of the moon, curled up next to you on your thick straw mat.

She made the writer realize he had been much lone­lier than he’d been willing to admit, there where the river met the road, just beyond the bridge.

They had a baby.


The writer’s son was playing with snails on the bank of the river, within sight of the house. The boy was very small, not even two years old.

The writer was watching him fondly — that’s what he did most of the time, watched his son fondly — and day­dreaming about all the places the boy could see, all the things he could try. It was all laid out before him, like some great feast.

There was a dark shape in the river. At first, the writer thought it was a fish, but it didn’t move like a fish. It was angling straight for his son. The writer called out to him, but the boy didn’t hear. The air was thick with the smell of decay.

The shape was closer now, and it lifted up out of the water to show a leering ser­pent’s head, with glossy black pits for eyes.

It is impor­tant that you know the writer did not pause to think. He did not cal­cu­late the number of steps it would take to reach his son. He simply leapt to his feet and raced along the riverbank. They were the first steps he’d taken in a century, and each one was a gallop.

Every stride car­ried the weight of years and fell across his back like a hammer-stroke. He left his house a middle-aged man and by the time he reached his son, his beard was white. He splashed into the water, cut­ting between the boy and the ser­pent, and the mon­ster met him there. It coiled itself around his waist and squeezed. He top­pled backward, then strug­gled to his feet again, grasping at the ser­pent’s body. With each stum­bling step, another year jolted through him. His heart pounded in his ears.

In the thick muck of the riverbank, he got his hands around the ser­pent’s neck. It was a shocking sight: the mon­ster’s mouth, yawning wide with rows and rows of glossy black teeth, and below it, the writer’s hands, white as paper, thin as bones. He could smell the ser­pent’s breath, like garbage left to rot for a hun­dred years. Using the last shreds of his strength, he leaned and swung and bashed its head against the river rocks. He did it again. And again. And again.

The ser­pent died and almost instantly it melted into slime and bones, as if it had died and decom­posed long ago and only been held together by — what? In another moment it was nothing but a dark, stinking slick being drawn away by the river’s current.

The witch had coming run­ning at her son’s cries and now she bent low over the writer, who had become very, very old.

“My love,” she wailed.

Softly, the writer said, “So, there was a river spirit after all. That mon­ster was prob­ably as old as I am.”

“You saved our son,” the witch said. She laid her head against his chest. She could barely make words. “My curse … ”

“No, no,” he said.

His voice was very quiet.

“All blessings.”


If you pass that spot now, where the river meets the road, just beyond the bridge, you will see that that the tiny house is still there. The addi­tions have fallen away, and the garden is all wildflowers, but the main struc­ture still stands, and so do the shelves in the trees that bow in around it. They’re filled with books, which people borrow or steal. Some­times they leave new ones, too.

In one of those books, you’ll find the story of a boy, the son of a pow­erful sorceress, who grew up in the court of the New King. He went on to roam the world, charting the rocky northern reaches and sailing the warm southern sea. He was an explorer, a pirate, a diplomat, and a poet. He had one of the all-time great lives.

Inside the house there is a statue of a man sitting — yes, it really is a statue now, cov­ered with moss. His form is lean, and across his face there is carved the sug­ges­tion of a beard. His eyes are closed, and there is a smile playing on his lips.

Pil­grims still come from far away to seek his blessing. He is the keeper of traveler’s tales, patron of the patient, and pro­tector of small chil­dren.

All who pass know they must slow and say hello.

Here, no one hur­ries along the path.

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